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Come, come!
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Please, please!
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Aziz.
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Aziz.
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Aziz, light!
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Aziz, light.
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Good.
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We start again.
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"When the three planets are in eclipse,
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"the black hole, like a door, is open.
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"Evil comes
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"spreading terror and chaos."
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See the snake, Billy? The ultimate evil.
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- Make sure you get the snake.
- Yes, I've got your snakes.
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I got all the snakes.
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So, when is this snake act
supposed to occur?
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Well, if this is the five
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and this is the one...
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Every 5,000 years.
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So, I've got some time, then.
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You bring them water.
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Good boy. I will take it to them.
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Go with God. Be safe from evil.
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You see here these different peoples,
or symbols of people
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gathering together the four elements of life,
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water, fire, earth, air,
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around a fifth one.
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A fifth...
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element.
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Forgive me, Lord.
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They already know too much.
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Ah, father!
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- How are you today?
- Well, Billy, well.
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- You have some glasses?
- Of course.
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Father, I'm so glad to see you.
It's the most extraordinary thing.
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I mean, look, it's the greatest find in history.
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Yes, you must be parched.
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Oh, yes, yes. I'm sorry.
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It's like a battle plan.
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Here, the good. Here, the evil.
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And here, a weapon against evil.
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I'm going to be famous.
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Then let us toast to your fame.
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To fame.
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Salute.
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You can't drink a toast with water.
Billy, in my sack, the grappa.
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Ah, yes!
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This I don't understand,
but this could be something...
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prehistoric.
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Maybe, I don't know.
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But wait.
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Here.
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Look, look.
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They're here.
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This man,
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this perfect being.
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I know this is the key, I know it.
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This divine light they talk about.
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What is divine light?
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Aziz, light!
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Much better. Thank you, Aziz.
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My Lord.
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Father, this is the most unbelievable
thing I have ever seen.
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Don't you think?
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Are you German?
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Lord, I know he was about
to discover everything.
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But there is no worry. I was there in time.
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Priest, you and those before you,
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have served us well.
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But war is coming.
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Stones not safe on Earth anymore.
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This...
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is really amazing.
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The fifth element.
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Take the stones.
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My Lord, if you take the weapon,
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we will be defenceless when evil returns.
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In 300 years, when evil returns,
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so shall we.
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Oh, professor!
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Professor!
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Don't move!
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- Billy!
- I have a gun!
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Please, understand. They're our friends.
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Friends?
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Father, they've killed the professor!
They're monsters!
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I'll explain everything. Billy!
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- You're with them?
- Billy, look at me.
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Look at me. I am your friend.
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- No, Father.
- Billy, look at me!
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Please, put the gun down.
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No!
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Billy, no!
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Hurry! The wall is closing!
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Here is your mission now.
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Pass your knowledge to the next priest
as it was passed on to you.
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I will do as you command, but,
please, hurry, you still have time.
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Time not important.
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Only life important.
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I will fulfill my mission!
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You can count on me!
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I will pass the knowledge until your return.
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- Anything yet?
- No, sir.
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- Not even a temperature?
- The thermal analyzers have jammed.
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One of them shows a million degrees,
the others minus 5,000.
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Let's see it.
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It's taking shape.
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Send out a probe.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the president
of the Federated Territories.
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On air with General Staedert in 30 seconds.
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Oh, I saved this seat for you, Father.
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President on the line, sir.
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We're in position, Mr. President.
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I have to address the Supreme Council
in ten minutes. Just the facts, General..
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There are no results from the chemical
and molecular analysis as yet.
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All the calibres are overshot.
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We're initiating a thermonucleatic imaging.
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So, what you're saying is
you don't know what this is.
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Not yet, sir. All we know is
it just keeps getting bigger.
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Recommendation?
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My philosophy, Mr. President, is
shoot first and ask questions later.
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I don't like uninvited guests.
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- All right, then, Staedert--
- Mr. President?
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Yes?
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Priest Vito Cornelius,
expert of astrophenomenon.
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I have a different theory to offer you, sir.
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You have 20 seconds.
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Imagine for a moment that this...
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thing is not anything that can be identified,
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because it prefers not to be.
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Wherever there is life, it brings death.
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Because it is evil. Absolute evil.
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One more reason to shoot first.
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Evil begets evil, Mr. President.
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Shooting will only make it stronger.
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Probe will obtain its objective in five seconds.
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Growth rate is at 27%.
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Your theory is interesting, Father, but
we don't have time to go onto that right now.
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Time is of no importance, Mr. President.
Only life is important.
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You're right. That's exactly
what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna protect the life of some
200 billion of my fellow citizens.
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General, you may fire when ready.
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Upfront loading of a 120-ZR missile.
Marker lights on the objective.
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Its structure has just solidified on the surface.
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I think it's anticipating the attack.
Anticipation denotes intelligence.
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The most terrible intelligence
imaginable, Mr. President.
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120's loaded.
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The ship is in combat formation.
Missiles are loaded, Mr. President.
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- Staedert.
- Yes, sir.
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- I have a doubt.
- I don't, Mr. President.
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Staedert.
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What happened?
Staedert, can you hear me?
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Staedert, what happened, Staedert?
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- Did you destroy it?
- I'm about to, sir.
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The planet has increased in diameter by 200%.
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It's moving towards the ship.
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What do we have that's bigger than 240?
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Nothing, sir.
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Staedert, do you hear me?
Get out of there.
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I don't want an incident.
Do you hear me, Staedert?
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Get out of there.
Can you hear me, Staedert?
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Do you understand? Listen.
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This is the president. That's an order.
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Do you understand me?
Do you hear me?
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Get out of there!
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Good God!
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Four a day.
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I'm trying.
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To quit is my goal.
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I'm up.
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All right, I'm up.
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God!
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Yeah, yeah!
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- Yes?
- Hey, dog brain, Finger here.
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- Hi, sweetie.
- I love you too, Major,
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but you haven't called me that
since basic training.
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- I was talking to the cat.
- Oh, yeah, I forgot.
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You still prefer your cat to the real thing.
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At least the cat comes back.
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You're still pining for that two-timing slut?
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Forget about her, man.
There're a million women out there.
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I don't want a million women.
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I just want one.
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The perfect one.
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- It don't exist, Major.
- Yeah, I know.
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- What?
- I just found a picture of you.
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- How do I look?
- Like shit.
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It must be an old picture.
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Listen, you gotta bring me in
your hack for a six-month overhaul.
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- Negative.
- ASAP.
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- I don't need one.
- Hey!
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Are you forgetting who sat next to you
for a thousand missions?
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I know how you drive.
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Finger, I drive a cab now, not a space fighter.
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Okay, so tell me. How many points
you got left on your license?
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Major, how many points?
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At least 50.
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You know what?
You gotta learn how to lie better.
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See you tonight.
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Welcome to paradise.
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Welcome to Fhloston Paradise!
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This is Ruby Rhod, your main man,
and I will tell you live at 5:00
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the name of the winner of the Supergreen
Gemini Croquette Contest!
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The winner will go with me
for two days to Fhloston Paradise.
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So, tune in to Radio Cosmos.
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Don't watch it all day, sweety.
It'll rot your brain.
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For a perfect world.
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- Give me the cash.
- Been here long?
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Yeah, long enough.
Come on, give me the cash!
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Is that a Z-140? Alleviated titanium.
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- Neurocharged assault model.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Good thing for me it's not loaded.
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- What do you mean, it's not loaded?
- Well, you have to...
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to push that little yellow button to load it.
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Take your time.
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Want me to...?
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Okay?
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There you go.
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Give me the cash!
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That's a very dangerous gun.
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Maybe you better let me
hang on to this one for you, huh?
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- You don't mind, do you?
- No.
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- You sure?
- No.
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Take it. I don't need it.
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That's a very nice hat.
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You like it?
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Please enter your license.
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Yes, yes, just a minute.
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Welcome on board, Mr. Dallas.
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- Good morning.
- Fuel levels, check.
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Sleep well? Yeah, me too.
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- I had a horrible nightmare.
- Propulsion 2-X-4.
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You have 5 points left on your license.
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Yes, thank you for reminding me.
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Have a nice day.
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Why not?
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You have 48 hours.
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That's the length of time it needs
to adapt itself to our living conditions.
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- And then?
- And then it will be too late.
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The goal of this thing is not
to fight over money or power...
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but to exterminate life. All forms of life.
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So, what you're telling me, Father,
there's nothing that can stop this.
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There is only one thing.
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The Mondoshawan have in their possession
the only weapon to defeat evil.
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Four elements...
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gathered around a fifth...
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supreme being, the ultimate warrior,
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created to protect life.
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Together they produce what the
ancients call the Light of Creation.
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Able to bring life to the farthest
reaches of the universe.
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But if evil stands there...
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Then what?
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Then light turns to dark...
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Life to death...
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Forever.
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Sir, there's a Mondoshawan
spaceship at the frontier
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requesting permission to enter our territory.
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Give it permission to enter our territories
with our warmest regards.
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Thank you.
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Permission to enter granted.
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Showtime.
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We are lost.
263
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,200
Aknot, we are connected to Earth.
264
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,500
Mr. Zorg's office.
265
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,000
It's Aknot.
266
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:34,500
I'm so glad to hear you, Aknot.
267
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,200
The mission is accomplished.
268
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,000
You'll have what you asked for in a few hours.
269
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,700
Good. I'll meet you at my factory.
270
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,300
The attack was launched
by two unregistered warships.
271
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,100
- Close all borders and declare
a state of general alert. - Yes, sir.
272
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,200
- Try to make contact with the Mondoshawans.
We owe them an explanation. - Sir.
273
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,900
300 years of waiting, for nothing.
274
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,400
Father, you should go home now
and get some rest.
275
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,500
No.
276
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,700
The Mondoshawan...
277
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,400
I am their contact on Earth.
They will come for me.
278
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:09,000
Father, this is government business now.
I will keep you informed.
279
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,400
The rescue team has reported
from the Mondoshawan crash site.
280
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,900
Any survivors?
281
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,400
Only one.
282
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,200
Is that what you call that a survivor?
283
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,400
A few cells are still alive.
It's more than I need.
284
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,900
Have you at least identified it?
285
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,700
We tried, but the computer went off the charts.
286
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,700
You see, normal human beings
have 40 DNA memo groups,
287
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,400
which is more than enough
for any species to perpetuate itself.
288
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,100
This has 200,000 memo groups.
289
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:43,000
Sounds like a freak of nature to me.
290
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,800
Yeah. Can't wait to meet him.
291
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:55,400
You okay, General? Over here.
292
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,600
Excuse me.
293
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,100
Okay, General, I wanna
show you something here.
294
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,500
This is a normal human DNA chain, okay?
295
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,700
You, me, anybody, right?
296
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:12,300
Watch this.
297
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:16,600
The compositional elements of his
DNA chain are the same as ours.
298
00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:20,000
There's simply more of them, tightly packed
with infinite genetic knowledge.
299
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:22,900
Almost like this being was... engineered.
300
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,400
- Is there any danger?
- No, no, no, no, no!
301
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,500
We put it through
the cellular hygiene detector.
302
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,800
The cell is, for lack of a better word...
303
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,800
perfect.
304
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Okay, go ahead.
305
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,000
Mr. Perfect better be polite.
306
00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:42,200
Otherwise, I turn him into cat food.
307
00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:44,000
Activate it.
308
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,000
Tissue processing.
309
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,700
Ten seconds to ultraviolet protection.
310
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,800
This is the last phase.
311
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,200
The cells are bombarded
by slightly greasy solar atoms,
312
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,700
which forces the body to react
to protect itself.
313
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,200
That means growing skin.
314
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,700
Wonderful.
315
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,400
Reconstruction complete.
316
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,400
Remove the shield.
317
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,300
I told you. Perfect.
318
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,100
Thermal bandages.
319
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,800
I'd... like to take a few pictures.
320
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:33,100
For the archives.
321
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,200
- What's she saying?
- I don't know.
322
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,000
Activate the phonic detector.
323
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,900
Is... that thing solid?
324
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,500
- Unbreakable.
- Good.
325
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,200
If you want out,
326
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:09,500
you're going to have to learn
to develop those communication skills.
327
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,600
General alert.
328
00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:56,700
Perfect.
329
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,000
Ladder on 18.
330
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,300
- Two men with me. The rest
to the main ventilation. - Okay, sir.
331
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:26,700
This way.
332
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,900
Okay, lady, stay calm.
333
00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:05,700
This is the police.
334
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,900
There's nowhere else to go.
335
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:12,100
You're gonna slowly turn around
and put your hands on the floor.
336
00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:14,300
Do you understand me?
337
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,700
She doesn't.
338
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,200
I think we need a flying unit here.
339
00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:51,000
This is the police.
340
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:53,200
We are processing your identification.
341
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,900
Please, put your arms up
and follow our instructions.
342
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,300
She has no file.
343
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,900
She dove off!
344
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,400
- Sorry!
- You've just had an accident.
345
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,700
Yes, I know I just had an accident,
you daffy bastard!
346
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,200
- You have one point left on your license.
- You have one point left on your license.
347
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,800
Look out!
348
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,200
No, no! Left!
349
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
I can't believe it. Shit!
350
00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:58,200
Any survivors?
351
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,700
Hi.
352
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,100
Are you okay?
353
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,500
Boom. Yeah, I understand "boom".
354
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,000
Bada boom.
355
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,200
Big. Big bada boom.
356
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,500
Big...
357
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,300
bada big boom.
358
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,800
- Big... boom.
- Yeah.
359
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:54,700
- Yeah, big bada boom.
- Bada boom.
360
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,400
Big boom. Big bada boom.
361
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:03,000
You know, you're lucky you're not dead.
362
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,800
This is a police control.
363
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:10,800
Please keep your hands on the wheel.
364
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000
You have an unauthorized
passenger in your vehicle.
365
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:16,100
We are going to arrest her.
366
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,900
Thank you for your cooperation.
367
00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:19,500
Sorry, honey.
368
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,500
Looks like this is your ride.
369
00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:22,900
Open the door.
370
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,900
Better do what they say.
371
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,300
Sorry.
372
00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:55,000
Please...
373
00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:57,300
help.
374
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,000
I only got one point left on my license.
375
00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:02,900
And I need that to get back to the garage
and get the cab a six-month overhaul.
376
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,800
You understand?
377
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,800
Can you please open the passenger door?
378
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,900
Please...
379
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,300
help.
380
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,500
I can't.
381
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,500
I repeat,
382
00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:27,800
can you please open the passenger door?
383
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,200
Yeah, yeah, sure.
384
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,700
Why not?
385
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:47,700
Thank you for your cooperation.
386
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,100
Help.
387
00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:55,700
Finger's gonna kill me.
388
00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:05,200
Emergency! Emergency!
389
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,100
One point has been removed...
390
00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,400
- Yes, I know!
- ...from your license.
391
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,400
This is so stupid.
392
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,100
All units assist in pursuit of yellow cab, level 10.
393
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,800
Unit 47, we're on the way.
394
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,700
As soon as we finish lunch.
395
00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:29,600
- Two golden menus.
- Thank you.
396
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:34,400
I'm too old, too tired and too hungry
to go chasing some hot rod.
397
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:37,800
Thank you so much.
398
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,700
And I'm definitely too thirsty.
399
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,700
Look out!
400
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Whoa!
401
00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:51,800
We got lucky.
402
00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:55,800
If they don't chase you after a mile,
they don't chase you.
403
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,500
Maybe it's two miles.
404
00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:07,000
Hang on.
405
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:19,500
Look, lady, I only speak two languages,
English and bad English.
406
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:22,900
Run an ID.
407
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:27,900
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for conversation,
408
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,800
but maybe you can just shut up for a minute!
409
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:33,500
I get nothing. He's got a scan blocker.
410
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,100
Means he's a car thief. Blast him.
411
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:42,100
I don't know what you did
to piss these guys off...
412
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:47,000
but they are really pissed off! Hold on!
413
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,300
I think we're safe for a while.
414
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,800
You wanna play it soft? I'll play it soft.
415
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:37,400
You wanna play it hard? Let's play it hard.
416
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,000
If we make it to the fog, we'll be all right.
417
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,200
If we make the fog.
418
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:15,100
How do they expect us
to find anything in this shit?
419
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:24,700
We're just gonna wait here for a little while
until things quiet down, if you don't mind.
420
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,800
Hey!
421
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,700
Shit!
422
00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:50,400
You okay?
423
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,600
Priest.
424
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,600
You don't need a priest, you just
need a doctor. You'll be all right.
425
00:39:56,700 --> 00:40:01,000
- Vito Cornelius.
- What?
426
00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:03,000
Priest.
427
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,400
Yes?
428
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,100
I'm... looking for a priest.
429
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:13,000
The weddings are one floor down, my son.
Congratulations.
430
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,500
She's not my bride. She's my fare.
431
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,300
She's looking for a priest,
named Vito Cornelius.
432
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:21,600
The phonebook said he lived here.
433
00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:24,700
Yes, that's me, but I don't know who she is.
434
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,500
Nobody knows who she is.
No file, no ID, nothing.
435
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:30,200
She's got a tattoo on this arm here.
436
00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,600
Tattoo?
437
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:41,700
It's the...
438
00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:43,700
fifth...
439
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,600
element.
440
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,900
Finger's gonna kill me.
441
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,700
- Hey! Wake up!
- Who are you?
442
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,200
I brought the girl, remember? The redhead.
443
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,900
She just dropped in on me.
Started speaking this bizarre language.
444
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000
It's not bizarre! It's the divine language!
445
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:08,900
- The ancient language.
- Okay.
446
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:12,200
Spoken throughout the universe
before time was time.
447
00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:16,700
- He's a she.
- You noticed that, huh?
448
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,800
Yes.
449
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,400
- It's a miracle.
- Miracle she's not dead.
450
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,200
Not a moment to lose. Wake her up.
451
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:33,400
But gently, because this woman is
mankind's most precious possession.
452
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:35,600
She is perfect.
453
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:41,600
Perfect.
454
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,900
Something more dignified.
455
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:53,100
Hey, lady, wake up.
456
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,500
You're right, you're right.
457
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,000
I shouldn't have done that.
I shouldn't have done that.
458
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,700
I was wrong to kiss you.
459
00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:10,500
But he told me to wake you up gently.
460
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,500
You're right. You're right.
461
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,600
Just thought you might
remember me from the cab.
462
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,300
Remember?
463
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,600
"Bada boom"?
464
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:23,300
- "Big bada boom"?
- Boom?
465
00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:26,300
Boom. Big bada boom.
In the cab. Here, look.
466
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:29,000
I drive a cab. This is me.
467
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,800
Korben Dallas.
468
00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:33,300
Korben. You understand?
469
00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:36,200
Here. You take it, go ahead.
470
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,900
You can call me when you learn
to speak English.
471
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,900
Just kidding. I'm kidding.
472
00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,000
And you? What is your name?
473
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,500
You?
474
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,200
Korben.
475
00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:00,000
Good.
476
00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:03,000
That whole thing's your name, huh?
477
00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:05,800
Do you have a...
478
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,300
shorter name?
479
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,500
Short.
480
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:15,900
Korben Dallas.
481
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,300
Leeloo.
482
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:23,700
Leeloo.
483
00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:26,300
Korben, Leeloo.
484
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,200
Leeloo, Korben.
485
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,900
Father, are you sure she's a supreme being?
486
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,700
Absolutely sure.
487
00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:51,400
Old friends!
488
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,800
Yeah, you're right.
489
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,400
Listen, do you think you could ask her
if I could have the gun back, please?
490
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,400
- What's your name?
- Korben Dallas.
491
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,100
Thank you, Mr. Dallas, for all your help.
Thank you so much!
492
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,700
You've been so kind,
but now the girl needs some rest.
493
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,600
Because she's been on a long trip.
494
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:08,900
Yes, I know. I was there when she landed.
495
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:11,500
Hey, wait, wait, wait, Father.
496
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:13,600
Listen, she said something
that I didn't understand.
497
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:15,100
Well, I didn't understand any of that, but...
498
00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:17,000
What does "ekto gamat" mean?
499
00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:19,200
"Never without my permission."
500
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,300
That's what I thought.
501
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,300
I shouldn't have kissed her.
502
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,500
Oh, no. I'm so sorry. I forgot your food.
503
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:44,500
How about some nice Thai food
to apologize, huh?
504
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,500
Yeah, yeah, hold on.
505
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,200
- What?
- Hey, Buddy, I'm waiting all day here.
506
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,200
- Finger.
- Where is the cab?
507
00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:53,400
Car's running fine. Purring like a kitten.
508
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:56,100
Fine. What "fine"? I know you, Dallas.
509
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,100
"Fine" ain't in your vocabulary.
510
00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:00,600
Now come on, you can tell your old
buddy Finger what happened.
511
00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,900
- What? You saved the planet?
- Listen...
512
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,000
You dinged the fender again. That's it, right?
You dinged the goddamn fender.
513
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:10,600
Finger, I was on my way over to see you,
when a big fare fell in my lap.
514
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,800
You know, one of these really big fares
that you just can't resist.
515
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Oh! How big?
516
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:26,300
5' 9'',
517
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,100
blue eyes,
518
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:30,300
long legs, great skin.
519
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:34,200
- You know, perfect.
- Huh-huh, I see.
520
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,200
And this perfect fare, she got a name?
521
00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:41,900
Yeah. Leeloo.
522
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:50,700
What's she doing?
523
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,800
Learning our history,
the last 5,000 years that she's missed.
524
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,700
She's been asleep for quite a while, you know.
525
00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:11,000
Father, I know she's been through a lot,
but we don't have much time.
526
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,400
Yes, you're right.
527
00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:16,200
Chicken.
528
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,700
Good.
529
00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:22,600
Chicken.
530
00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:30,700
I'm really sorry to interrupt you, but...
531
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:32,200
the case...
532
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:34,400
with the stones...
533
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:36,700
where is it?
534
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,200
Stolen?
535
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,500
Who in God's name would do such a thing?
536
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:53,600
Excuse me, sir. The council is worried
about the economy heating up.
537
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,400
They wonder if it would be possible
to fire 500,000?
538
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,500
I thought, maybe, from one
of the smaller companies,
539
00:46:58,600 --> 00:46:59,900
where no one would notice,
540
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,100
like one of the cab companies.
541
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,900
Fire one million.
542
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,300
But 500,000...
543
00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:12,600
One million. Fine, sir.
544
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,700
Sorry to have disturbed you.
545
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,800
- It's for the Supreme...
- Yes, yes.
546
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,300
Oh, sorry.
547
00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:36,500
I didn't know your size, and
I found you this make-up box., okay?
548
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,600
You just put it like that.
549
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:42,100
Yes, there was a man with a limp.
550
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:45,900
Came here about a month ago
asking questions about the stones.
551
00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,600
Se said he was an art dealer.
552
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,400
What was his name?
553
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:56,200
I'm so bad with names.
554
00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:05,800
- They really make her...
- Perfect, I know.
555
00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:11,600
What did she say?
556
00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:15,800
She says she knows exactly where they are.
557
00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:23,100
My dear Aknot, how about those
two little planes that you borrowed?
558
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:27,200
Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face!
559
00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:28,700
It doesn't suit you.
560
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,000
Take it off.
561
00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:34,500
That's better.
562
00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:36,500
Never be ashamed of who you are.
563
00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:38,200
You're warriors. Be proud.
564
00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:41,700
So what if the federal government
scattered your people to the wind.
565
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
566
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,000
Your time for revenge is at hand.
567
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,700
Voilà, the ZF-1!
568
00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:56,800
It's light. The handle's adjustable for
easy carrying. Good for righties and lefties.
569
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:59,100
Breaks down into four parts,
undetectable by x-ray.
570
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,000
Ideal for quick discreet interventions.
571
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,700
A word on firepower...
572
00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:06,400
Titanium recharger, 3,000-round clip
with bursts of 3 to 300.
573
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:09,500
With the replay button, another
Zorg invention, it's even easier.
574
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:11,700
One shot...
575
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:16,000
and replay sends every following shot
to the same location.
576
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:26,000
And to finish the job,
all the Zorg oldies but goldies.
577
00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:27,900
Rocket launcher.
578
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:33,100
Arrow launcher with exploding
or poisonous gas heads.
579
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:37,100
Very practical. Our famous net launcher.
580
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,100
The always efficient flamethrower.
581
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,600
My favorite.
582
00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:50,600
And for the grand finale,
the all-new ice-cube system.
583
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,500
Four full crates delivered right on time.
584
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,700
And what about you, my dear Aknot?
585
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,400
Did you bring me what I asked you for?
586
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,300
Yes.
587
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,300
Magnificent.
588
00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:22,900
This...
589
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,600
This case is empty.
590
00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:29,400
What do you mean, empty?
591
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:32,300
Empty, the opposite of full.
592
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,000
This case is supposed to be full!
593
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:40,000
Anyone care to explain?
594
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:46,300
The Guardians gave the stones
to someone they could trust.
595
00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:51,500
Who took another route.
596
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,600
She's supposed to contact this person
597
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,500
in a hotel.
598
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,600
And she's looking for the address. Easy.
599
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,800
Dot.
600
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,000
It's Planet Fhloston
in the Angel Constellation.
601
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
We're saved.
602
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,600
I'm screwed.
603
00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:22,000
You asked for a case.
We brought you a case.
604
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,700
A case with four stones in it!
605
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,200
Not one or two or three, but four!
606
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:28,500
Four stones!
607
00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:31,500
But what the hell am I supposed
to do with an empty case?
608
00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:33,700
We are warriors, not merchants.
609
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:37,200
But you can still count!
Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers.
610
00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:39,000
Four stones, four crates.
611
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,500
Zero stones, zero crates!
612
00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,000
Pack everything up! We're out of here!
613
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,600
We risked our lives.
614
00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:53,500
I believe a little compensation is in order.
615
00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:58,000
Oh! So, you are merchants after all.
616
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:03,000
Leave him one crate for the course.
617
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,800
I don't like warriors.
Too narrow-minded, no subtlety.
618
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,200
And worse, they fight
for hopeless causes, honor.
619
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,200
Honor's killed millions of people.
Hasn't saved a single one.
620
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,900
I'll tell you what I do like, a killer.
621
00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,700
A dyed-in-the-wool killer.
622
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,600
Cold-blooded, clean,
methodical and thorough.
623
00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:22,700
Now, a real killer when he'd
have picked up the ZF-1,
624
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:26,300
would've immediately asked about the
little red button on the bottom of the gun.
625
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,200
Bring me the priest.
626
00:52:48,700 --> 00:52:51,200
I got it. Everything here we need
to know about Fhloston Paradise
627
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:53,000
and a detailed blueprint of the entire hotel.
628
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:56,400
Good work, my son! Now, all we've
got to do is find a way of getting there.
629
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,100
It's not gonna be easy. There's a big
charity ball on Phloston tomorrow.
630
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,200
The flights are full for months,
631
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:02,600
and with all the celebrities
the hotel will be guarded like a fortress.
632
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,100
But there must be a way of getting there.
633
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:11,900
I'll get it.
634
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,800
Weddings?
635
00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:18,400
Not really.
636
00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:21,400
- Mr. Zorg would like to talk to you.
- Mister who?
637
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,100
Mr. Zorg.
638
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:27,300
Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg.
639
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,100
It's nice to see you again, Father.
640
00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:35,600
Ah! I remember you now.
641
00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:38,700
The so-called art dealer.
642
00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:41,000
I'm glad you got your memory back.
643
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:43,000
'Cause you're gonna need it.
644
00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:46,500
Where are the stones?
645
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:50,900
I don't know. And even if I did know,
I wouldn't tell somebody like you.
646
00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:52,300
Why?
647
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,400
What's wrong with me?
648
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:56,100
I try to serve life.
649
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,200
But you only...
650
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,300
seem to want to destroy it.
651
00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:03,300
Father...
652
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:07,300
You're so wrong. Let me explain.
653
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,400
Life, which you so nobly serve,
654
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,300
comes from destruction, disorder and chaos.
655
00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:17,800
Now, take this empty glass.
656
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Here it is, peaceful, serene, boring.
657
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,000
But if it is...
658
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,300
destroyed...
659
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,800
Look at all these little things. So busy now.
660
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,400
Notice how each one is useful.
661
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:41,200
What a lovely ballet ensues,
so full of form and color.
662
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,700
Now, think about all those people
that created them.
663
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:49,300
Technicians, engineers. Hundreds of people
who will be able to feed their children tonight,
664
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:53,300
so those children can grow up big and strong
and have little teeny-weeny children of their own,
665
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,900
and so on and so forth.
666
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Thus adding to the great chain...
667
00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:00,000
of life.
668
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,100
Water. Fruit.
669
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:07,200
You see, Father, by creating a little destruction...
670
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:08,400
A cherry.
671
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,300
...I'm, in fact, encouraging life.
672
00:55:10,900 --> 00:55:13,900
In reality, you and I are in the same business.
673
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:15,900
Cheers.
674
00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:35,100
Where's the robot to pat you on the back?
675
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,000
Or the engineer?
676
00:55:43,300 --> 00:55:45,900
Or their children, maybe?
677
00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:58,900
There, you see how all your so-called
power counts for absolutely nothing?
678
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:04,300
How your entire empire
of destruction comes crashing down
679
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:08,600
all because of one little cherry.
680
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,600
You saved my life.
681
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,000
And in return, I'll spare yours...
682
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,800
for now.
683
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,800
You're a monster, Zorg.
684
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,400
I know.
685
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,800
Torture who you have to,
the president, I don't care.
686
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Just bring me those stones.
687
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,300
You have one hour.
688
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,000
It's gobbling up all the communication
satellites in the galaxy.
689
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,900
Why in the hell is it eating up all the satellites?
690
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,800
We're working on it, Mr. President.
691
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:20,400
I managed to contact the Mondoshawan.
692
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:22,700
They deplore the incident,
but they accept our apologies.
693
00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:25,000
And the stones?
Did you find them in the wrekage?
694
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,500
- The stones weren't on board the ship.
- What do you mean?
695
00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:30,500
The Mondoshawan never
fully trusted the human race.
696
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,800
They gave up the stones
to someone they do trust.
697
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:36,500
Her name is Plavalaguna. She's a diva.
698
00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:40,000
And she's going to sing at a charity ball
in Fhloston Paradise in a few hours.
699
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,900
She has the stones with her.
700
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:44,500
The Mondoshawans have accepted...
701
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,800
All we have to do is send someone
to get the stones and bring them...
702
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,200
Excellent.
703
00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:54,400
I want this operation to be
discreet as possible.
704
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,800
No troops. No big operation.
705
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,400
I want your best man to go undercover.
706
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:01,400
I have the perfect one.
707
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,600
- You got a message.
- Yeah.
708
00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:10,200
- Not gonna open it? Could be important.
- Yeah.
709
00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:12,900
Like the last two I got were important.
710
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,700
First one was from my wife
telling me she's leaving.
711
00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:20,700
The second was from my lawyer
telling me he was leaving with my wife.
712
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:22,900
That is bad luck.
713
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,400
But grandfather say...
714
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:28,000
"It never rain every day."
This is good news, guaranteed.
715
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,400
I bet you lunch.
716
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:32,600
Okay.
717
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,000
Come on.
718
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,900
"You are fired."
719
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,500
Oh, I'm sorry.
720
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,000
Well...
721
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,400
At least I won lunch.
722
00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:55,700
Good philosophy. See good in bad. I like.
723
00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:57,900
- Hello.
- Korben, sweetheart.
724
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,400
You got broken fingers?
You can't punch my number?
725
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:02,500
- Hi, Mom.
- 17 messages.
726
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:06,100
And don't tell me your machine is broken again.
Those things are good for 1,000 years.
727
00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:09,700
Mr. Kim, you should go.
This is gonna take a minute.
728
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,800
You wouldn't even feed your pussycat a croquette,
who you obviously love more than me.
729
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,300
- But she didn't breast-feed you. I did.
- Goodbye, Mr. Dallas.
730
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,500
Good fortune for you.
731
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,700
Oh, Christ, I'll never be a grandmother!
732
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,100
- Give you good luck!
- Yeah, sure.
733
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,100
Korben, you know how my poor body's failing me.
You have to take me on this trip.
734
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,200
Mom, what are you talking about?
735
00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:37,500
Oh, I get it. You wanna make
your only mother beg, is that it?
736
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,000
No, I don't wanna make you beg.
All I want is an explanation.
737
00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:41,400
Look, I just got in.
738
00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:44,400
I just smashed my cab.
I lost my job. I got mugged.
739
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:47,800
Besides that, everything's peachy.
Thanks for asking.
740
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,900
Now, will you just settle down
and explain this to me calmly?
741
00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:56,200
Oh, so you don't know you won a trip
to Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days?
742
00:59:56,300 --> 01:00:00,800
And I suppose you're just gonna leave me
on the lunar surface to freeze my ass off.
743
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000
If I'd won a trip, I'd know about it.
744
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,200
Somebody would've notified me.
745
01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:11,000
Korben, they've been blaring your name out
on the radio for the last hour, you big ape.
746
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,600
Ma, I'll call you back.
747
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:23,500
General Munro, how nice
to see you in the 5,000 block.
748
01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:26,900
Nice apartment, Major.
749
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,800
Like you've settled into a wonderful life.
Heard you lost your job.
750
01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:33,600
You heard that, huh?
751
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:37,400
Don't worry. I'll get another job.
752
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,600
Don't bother. We have one for you.
753
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:43,000
"Major Dallas, you've been selected
for a mission of the utmost importance."
754
01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:45,100
- What mission?
- To save the world.
755
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:47,900
"You leave immediately
for Fhloston Paradise,
756
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
"retrieve four stones
from the diva Plavalaguna
757
01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:51,900
"and bring them back
with the utmost discretion possible."
758
01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:54,600
- Any questions?
- Yeah, just one. Why me?
759
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:57,700
- I retired six months ago, you remember?
- Three reasons.
760
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:02,200
One, as a member of the Elite Special
Forces Unit of the Federated Army,
761
01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:05,900
you are an expert in the use of all weapons
and spacecraft needed for this mission.
762
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,600
Two, of all the members of your unit,
you're the most highly decorated.
763
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,900
- And the third one?
- Of all the members of your unit...
764
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
...you're the only one left alive.
765
01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:15,900
Did you check your messages?
766
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,600
No, I've had enough good news for one day.
767
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,100
Might be important.
768
01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:22,900
You're a winner!
769
01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:26,500
You've won the annual Gemini Contest
and a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two.
770
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:30,900
Here are your tickets.
771
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,100
- You rigged the contest?
- Uh-huh.
772
01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:34,900
Congratulations.
773
01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:39,300
You couldn't think of anything
a little more discreet, huh?
774
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,600
Old tricks are the best tricks, ey?
775
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:44,500
Major Iceborg will accompany you
as your wife.
776
01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:49,000
I am not going.
777
01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:51,500
Why not?
778
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,100
Excuse me, general.
779
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,300
- Who is it?
- Huh?
780
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:08,500
Who is it?
781
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:13,000
- My wife.
- You remarried?
782
01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:16,000
Yes. No. I just met this girl,
but I'm gonna marry her.
783
01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,100
I love her, but she hates the military.
784
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,200
She knows that the military
ruined my last marriage
785
01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:21,500
and she can't have anything to do with it.
786
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,100
If she sees you here, guys,
she's gonna kill me.
787
01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:24,900
- Major! Major!
- Look, We just gotta hide you somewhere.
788
01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:26,500
You've gotta help me.
You've just gotta hide somewhere.
789
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,800
We'd love to help, but, I mean, there's
only one door. Where can we hide?
790
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,200
- Major, we don't have time for this.
- It's just for one minute.
791
01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:38,400
You have no idea
how much you're helping me.
792
01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:41,500
No idea. You've no idea.
I'm going to be happily married.
793
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,300
- Major!
- What?
794
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,500
- The three of us won't fit in there.
- Sure you will.
795
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,100
Major!
796
01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:51,000
You're on my foot.
797
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,700
Major! Major!
798
01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:02,500
I'm really sorry to have to resort
to these methods, Mr. Wallace...
799
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,000
- Dallas.
- Dallas.
800
01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:07,600
...but we heard about your good luck on the radio
and we need your tickets for Fhloston.
801
01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:09,800
Is this the way priests usually take vacations?
802
01:03:09,900 --> 01:03:11,200
We're not going on a vacation.
We're on a mission.
803
01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:13,000
What kind of mission?
804
01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:15,900
We have to save the world, my son.
805
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,800
- You're gonna save the world?
- Yes!
806
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,600
- First down there. Down there.
- Yeah, come with me.
807
01:03:34,300 --> 01:03:36,900
This is a police control.
808
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,700
This is not an exercise.
809
01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:44,400
Come on, get in. For one minute, all right?
810
01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:46,600
Just stay here for one minute.
I promise, you'll be fine.
811
01:03:46,700 --> 01:03:49,700
- This is a police control.
- Don't touch anything.
812
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,300
This is not an exercise.
813
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:55,100
Can you please spread your legs
814
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,100
and place your hands in the yellow circles?
815
01:03:58,300 --> 01:04:00,500
- What are you doing?
- Saving you ass, so you can save the world.
816
01:04:00,700 --> 01:04:02,000
Yeah, but I...
817
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,000
I think this is the door.
There's no name and no number.
818
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:07,300
Let's see it.
819
01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:13,800
Sir, sre you classified as human?
820
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,600
Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
821
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,600
I found him.
822
01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:22,600
Mr. Korben Dallas?
823
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:27,100
Sir, can you put your hands
in the yellow circles, please?
824
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:32,800
Smoke you!
825
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,500
Wrong answer.
826
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,200
The police control is now terminated.
827
01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:42,900
Thank you for your cooperation.
828
01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:44,500
Have a nice day.
829
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,500
Okay, we got the guy.
Wasn't easy, but we bagged him.
830
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:50,000
- Thanks for the tip.
- Glad to be of help, my friend.
831
01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:53,300
The guy's just been arrested
for uranium smuggling.
832
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:55,000
Everything's going as planned.
833
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,700
All I have to do now is go
to the airport, take his place,
834
01:04:57,900 --> 01:05:00,400
and I'll be in Fhloston in less then four hours.
835
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,100
Don't come back without the stones.
836
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,200
Korben Dallas, we got him.
837
01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:23,400
Perfect.
838
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,000
Akanit, take command.
839
01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:28,800
Go to Fhloston and get the stones.
840
01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:30,800
If Zorg really wants them,
841
01:05:30,900 --> 01:05:33,100
he'll have to negotiate.
842
01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:35,800
Revenge is at hand.
843
01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:43,500
Oh, I am so sorry!
I forgot about the autowash.
844
01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:45,900
There's an autowash in that shower.
845
01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:53,500
I'm so sorry.
846
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:55,100
Autowash.
847
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,200
Autowash, yes. Autowash, in the shower.
848
01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:02,200
You know, it's funny. I've met you twice today.
849
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,400
Both times, you've ended up in my arms.
850
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,800
It's my lucky day.
851
01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:14,700
Yeah.
852
01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:22,500
Did you hear something?
853
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:24,900
Cornelius.
854
01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:32,300
Autowash.
855
01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:36,000
- I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
- I don't need your help.
856
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,200
You want a cup of coffee?
857
01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:42,500
- Yes, please.
- Yeah.
858
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,600
Autowash.
859
01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:47,500
Coffee's not really my specialty.
860
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,000
But you must drink a lot of coffee,
being a priest, huh?
861
01:06:58,500 --> 01:07:01,800
I know, I know. I'm not proud of what I did.
I had no choice.
862
01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:14,600
I'll take the mission.
863
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,400
The New York International Airport...
864
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:32,500
- Did you get them?
- ...apologizes...
865
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,500
- Yeah, I got them. - Good work.
- ...for the work interruption...
866
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,500
...by our refuse disposal personel.
867
01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:40,300
- "Leeloo Dallas".
- Yeah. Multi-pass.
868
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,300
"Korben David Dallas". Perfect.
869
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,200
No, no. I can't possibly be
your husband. I'm too old.
870
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,100
But David is...
871
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,800
in great shape. He'll protect you.
872
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:56,200
Now, please, go to the diva, collect
the stones and meet me at the temple.
873
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,800
Now. Yes?
874
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,400
Okay.
875
01:08:04,700 --> 01:08:08,400
Last call for Fhloston Paradise. Hurry up.
876
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,200
The tickets.
877
01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:15,300
- ID, please.
- I'm sorry.
878
01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:18,400
- There.
- In here? Right.
879
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,500
- Thank you.
- Mr. Dallas?
880
01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:23,500
Yeah.
881
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:26,000
Congratulations on winning the contest.
882
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:28,000
Oh, right. Okay.
883
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:29,900
- Sorry for the mess.
- The mess?
884
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,300
The garbage.
885
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,000
Oh, rig... It's K...
886
01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:37,400
Made it!
887
01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:40,000
I was so afraid I wasn't gonna make this flight...
888
01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:42,200
- ...so I sent... David, here...
- Yeah.
889
01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:43,600
- ...to come and pick up my boarding pass.
- But I'm...
890
01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:46,600
And now David has to go. Thank you. Bye.
891
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:49,600
I am Korben Dallas.
892
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:53,300
Please report infractions immediately
to the spaceport authorities.
893
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,000
And this is?
894
01:08:55,900 --> 01:08:58,200
Leeloo Dallas. Multi-pass.
895
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:00,000
- Yeah, Leelloo...
- Multi-pass.
896
01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:01,500
Multi-pass. She knows it's a multi-pass.
897
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,000
Leeloo Dallas. She's my wife.
We're newlyweds. Just met.
898
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:07,000
You know how it is.
Bump into each other, sparks happen.
899
01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:09,100
Yeah, she knows it's a multi-pass.
900
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:10,700
Yeah. Anyway, we're in love.
901
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:15,000
I mean, I know she's made to be strong.
902
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:18,700
She's also so fragile, so human.
You know what I mean?
903
01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:25,000
- You want some more?
- Yeah.
904
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:30,200
- Make that two.
- Oh, David.
905
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:33,600
- David! Where's Leeloo?
- She's on the plane with Mr. Dallas.
906
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,300
- What?!
- I'm sorry, Father.
907
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:37,200
I didn't know what to do.
I thought he was gonna kill me.
908
01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,600
But this is not possible.
909
01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:41,600
This is not possible.
910
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:43,100
You want some more?
911
01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:44,600
This is all my fault.
912
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:48,200
I'm the servant. It is my mission.
I should have never given it to you.
913
01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:49,300
I know.
914
01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:53,000
- Here's the key to the temple.
- Oh, no.
915
01:09:53,100 --> 01:09:56,000
Prepare for our arrival.
I go to face my destiny.
916
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,200
Yes.
917
01:09:58,300 --> 01:10:00,400
I don't wanna go to Egypt.
918
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:06,700
- Thank you.
- Dallas? Korben Dallas?
919
01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:09,800
Yeah, that's me.
920
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:12,800
Just a minute, please.
921
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,800
It will take just one more minute.
922
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:31,800
We'll be right back.
923
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:38,200
Oh, Mr. Dallas!
Oh, we really need you right now.
924
01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:41,800
Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live
and he needs you for an interview.
925
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,200
Miss?
926
01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:44,700
Multi-pass.
927
01:10:48,700 --> 01:10:51,700
- Tell Aknot that plan A flopped. Go to plan B.
- Okay.
928
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,300
Aliens ahead. Spread out.
929
01:11:04,900 --> 01:11:06,500
Back-up unit, zone 18.
930
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,800
Mr. Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star.
931
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,000
It's a great honor to be on his talk show.
932
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:23,900
He's so green.
933
01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:25,300
Yes, I'm sure you're very excited,
934
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,400
but I'm on my vacation
and I don't wanna be bothered.
935
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:29,500
I prefer to remain anonymous.
936
01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:35,600
Korben Dallas!
937
01:11:35,700 --> 01:11:39,000
Here he is! The one and only winner
of the Gemini Croquette Contest.
938
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:42,800
This boy is fueled like fire,
so start melting, ladies,
939
01:11:42,900 --> 01:11:45,900
'cause the boy is hotter than hot.
He's hot, hot!
940
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:51,400
The right size, the right build,
the right hair, the right on.
941
01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:53,400
Right on, right on!
942
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,600
And he's got something to say
943
01:11:55,700 --> 01:11:58,100
to those 50 billion pairs of ears out there.
944
01:11:58,700 --> 01:11:59,900
Pop it, D-man.
945
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,200
Hi.
946
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,300
Unbelievable!
947
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,600
Quiver, ladies, quiver.
He's gonna set the world on fire.
948
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,100
Right here from 5:00 to 7:00,
949
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,200
you'll know everything
950
01:12:15,300 --> 01:12:17,800
there is to know about the D-man.
951
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,300
His dreams,
952
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:20,900
his desires,
953
01:12:21,100 --> 01:12:23,800
his most intimates of intimates.
954
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,800
And from what I'm looking at, intimate
is this stud-muffin's middle name.
955
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,800
So, tell me, my man.
956
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,400
You nervous in the service?
957
01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:34,900
Not really.
958
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:39,200
Freeze those knees my chickadees,
'cause Ruby's in the place and he's on the case.
959
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:43,300
Yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's prince
960
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,700
of Fhloston Paradise!
961
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:49,100
The hotel of a thousand and one
follies, lollies, and lick 'em lollies.
962
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,800
A magic fountain of flow
with non-stop wine, women and...
963
01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:53,600
hootchie-kootchie-koo
964
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,500
...all night long.
965
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:59,000
966
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:09,300
Start licking your stamps little girl, 'cause
this guy's gonna have you writing home to Mama.
967
01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:12,000
Right here, from 5:00 to 7:00,
I'll be your voice, your tongue.
968
01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:14,200
And I'll be hot on the trail of
the sexiest man of the year,
969
01:13:14,300 --> 01:13:17,000
D-man, your man...
970
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:20,600
...my man.
971
01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:24,400
End of transmission.
972
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,300
Okay, Ruby. See you tomorrow at 5:00.
973
01:13:27,900 --> 01:13:28,900
How was it?
974
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,400
- Oh!
- Wow!
975
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:33,700
- That was just absolutely green!
- So green!
976
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:34,900
I was touched to the core,
you know what I'm saying?
977
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,200
Green like what?
978
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,300
- Oh? Crystal green.
- Crystal green.
979
01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:40,600
- Any kind of green you want.
- Any green you like.
980
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,600
Like tree green, emerald green, pond green.
981
01:13:55,700 --> 01:13:57,600
Korben, sweetheart, what was that?
982
01:13:57,700 --> 01:13:59,600
It was bad! It had nothing!
983
01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:01,600
No fire! No energy! No nothing!
984
01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:03,200
You know, I have a show to run here,
you know, hmm?
985
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:04,900
And it must pop, pop, pop!
986
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,600
So, tomorrow, from 5:00 to 7:00,
987
01:14:06,700 --> 01:14:10,500
will you please act like you have
more than a two-word vocabulary?
988
01:14:10,900 --> 01:14:13,000
It must be green. Okay? Okay?
989
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:16,300
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can I just talk to you?
990
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,700
I didn't come here to play
Pumba on the radio.
991
01:14:19,900 --> 01:14:22,900
So, tomorrow, from 5:00 to 7:00,
you're gonna give yourself a hand.
992
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,700
- Green?
- Super-green.
993
01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:29,400
Dallas? Korben Dallas?
994
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:30,800
That's me.
995
01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:35,400
Listen, I only have one Korben Dallas
on my list, and he's already checked in, okay?
996
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:42,400
That's impossible. I am Korben Dallas.
997
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:45,400
- Sorry, sir. Boarding is finished.
- Hey!
998
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,000
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
999
01:14:48,100 --> 01:14:49,900
Hey, hey, hey!
1000
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,200
I need to talk to someone!
1001
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,100
I don't believe this!
1002
01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:57,500
This is not an exercise.
This is a police control.
1003
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,700
- I'm sorry. I'm calm.
- Put your hands in the yellow circle.
1004
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:02,100
There's been a mistake.
There's been a mistake.
1005
01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:04,700
To make your flight as short as possible,
1006
01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:07,100
our flight attendants are
switching on the sleep regulator,
1007
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:10,000
which will regulate your sleeping
during the flight.
1008
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,600
Thank you.
1009
01:15:18,900 --> 01:15:19,900
Hi.
1010
01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:22,800
- Oh, you speak English now.
- Yes. I learn.
1011
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,200
Good.
1012
01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:26,800
Leeloo, we are not on vacation.
1013
01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:30,400
I'm on a mission, a very important mission.
I work for some very important people.
1014
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:33,600
If I hadn't come to get you, you would be
in big trouble, do you understand that?
1015
01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:36,100
- Do you understand big trouble?
- Yes.
1016
01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:38,300
But you, no trouble.
1017
01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:41,500
Me, fifth element.
1018
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,200
Supreme being.
1019
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,200
Me protect you.
1020
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,700
Sleep.
1021
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,600
- Sweet dreams, Mr. Dallas.
- No, wait...
1022
01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:03,200
Sleep regulator operative
in zone one, captain.
1023
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:06,000
Thank you. Zone two, are you operative?
1024
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,600
Zone two?
1025
01:16:07,900 --> 01:16:09,400
Yeah, everything's ready, captain.
1026
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,100
- Mr. Rhod.
- What?
1027
01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:13,400
You're gonna have to assume
your individual position.
1028
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:15,400
I don't want one position, I want all positions!
1029
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:18,000
Mr. Rhod!
1030
01:16:19,900 --> 01:16:21,300
Parasites in landing gear.
1031
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:22,400
Ground, you copy?
1032
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:24,000
Got it. Front gear.
1033
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:27,000
Hey, man, give me some heat, man!
1034
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:30,800
We need some heat here, man!
Get some heat!
1035
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:34,100
Some heat over here, man!
1036
01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:37,500
Good shit, man.
Put the heat over here, man!
1037
01:16:51,100 --> 01:16:55,000
Thank you! Thank you very much!
1038
01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,900
Come, come, come, come.
Give me this. Give me this. Give me this.
1039
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:04,400
Take that.
1040
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,000
Mr. Rhod!
1041
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:09,900
You can call me Ruby.
1042
01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:13,100
Fueled and ready to go.
1043
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,600
- Yup.
- I'll buy you one, man.
1044
01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:20,600
Have you taken off already?
1045
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:24,300
- I'm not on the plane.
- What?
1046
01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:27,900
The real Dallas took my place.
I don't understand.
1047
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:29,600
Are you making fun of me?
1048
01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:31,900
No, no, no! I swear! I swear!
1049
01:17:32,100 --> 01:17:35,200
I never felt this way before with a human.
1050
01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:38,200
- Really?
- Yeah!
1051
01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:42,200
I've tried everything, sir, believe me.
There's other way of getting on this plane.
1052
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:53,200
- Ground is clear.
- Roger. Ready for lift-off?
1053
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:54,700
Confirmed.
1054
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:03,300
Not there. No, please, not there.
Oh, please, not there.
1055
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,100
- Power pressure?
- Primed.
1056
01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:11,300
- Protection?
- Confirmed.
1057
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,500
Power increase.
1058
01:18:13,700 --> 01:18:14,800
Ten seconds.
1059
01:18:14,900 --> 01:18:16,400
I am...
1060
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,400
...a little...
1061
01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:21,300
- ...disappointed.
- Five...
1062
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:24,900
- And if there is one thing I do not like...
- Three...
1063
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,400
- ...it is to be...
- Two...
1064
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:30,400
- ...disappointed.
- One...
1065
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:33,900
- Sorry, sir, this will never happen again.
- I know.
1066
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:35,100
Lift-off.
1067
01:18:46,700 --> 01:18:49,700
- Landing gear secure.
- Roger. Checklist for light speed.
1068
01:19:16,100 --> 01:19:18,200
Sir, we're finally getting something.
1069
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:20,900
It's sending radio wavelengths.
1070
01:19:21,100 --> 01:19:22,800
What does it want with radio waves?
1071
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,800
Maybe it wants to make a call.
1072
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,600
Zorg's office.
1073
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,100
I told you I did not want to be disturbed.
1074
01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:37,400
I know. You don't want to be disturbed
except if it's Mr. Shadow,
1075
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,200
and it's Mr. Shadow on the line.
1076
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:51,400
It's me again.
1077
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:53,100
Zorg here.
1078
01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:55,700
Am I disturbing you?
1079
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:58,200
No, no, no, no, I was just...
1080
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,600
Where are you?
1081
01:20:02,300 --> 01:20:04,500
Not far now.
1082
01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:07,100
Good.
1083
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,200
Good, good.
1084
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:13,800
How are the stones?
1085
01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:17,900
Fine. Fine. Just fine. I'll have the...
1086
01:20:18,300 --> 01:20:21,800
I'll have the four stones that
you asked for any time now.
1087
01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:23,700
But it wasn't easy.
1088
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,400
My costs have tripled.
1089
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:32,900
Money is of no importance.
1090
01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:39,400
I want the stones.
1091
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:41,500
The stones...
1092
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:45,000
will be here.
1093
01:20:47,100 --> 01:20:48,800
I'll see to it personally.
1094
01:20:49,100 --> 01:20:52,600
I will be among you
1095
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:54,700
soon.
1096
01:20:57,300 --> 01:20:59,900
- We lost it.
- We lost the signal.
1097
01:21:00,100 --> 01:21:01,600
Damn!
1098
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:22,500
Ladies and gentlemen, we've begun
our descent towards Fhloston Paradise.
1099
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,600
The local time is 3:20 p.m.
1100
01:21:24,700 --> 01:21:28,400
Auto-temperature is currently
85 degrees Fahrenheit.
1101
01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,600
We do hope that you've enjoyed
your flight for today
1102
01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:32,600
and hope to see you again soon.
1103
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:54,500
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to paradise.
1104
01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:08,000
Excuse me, dear. Excuse me.
Thank you. Excuse me, please.
1105
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,700
Wow!
1106
01:22:42,700 --> 01:22:44,500
Parasites in the main ventilation.
1107
01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:46,400
Again? Don't worry, I'll get it.
1108
01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:57,200
Have we arrived yet?
1109
01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:00,000
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.
1110
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:03,600
We have 12 swimming pools
and 2 on the rooftop.
1111
01:23:03,700 --> 01:23:06,800
All the restaurants are
between level 2 and level 10.
1112
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:11,100
The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches,
all accessible until 5 p.m.
1113
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:14,700
Then the airship goes higher
to offer you a better view with your dinner.
1114
01:23:14,900 --> 01:23:17,200
- Is the diva here yet?
- Not yet.
1115
01:23:17,300 --> 01:23:19,900
Are there any tickets left for this opera?
I'm a really big fan.
1116
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:22,300
You have a seat reserved,
front row, next to...
1117
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:24,500
Ruby Rhod!
1118
01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:27,800
He's so talented, don't you think?
I just love him. He's so sexy.
1119
01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:31,300
Anyway, he has your ticket for the show,
and he'll be here in 20 minutes.
1120
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:34,800
Do you know where I can
get something to wear?
1121
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:41,000
- Enjoy your evening, Mr. Dallas.
- Thank you.
1122
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,400
- Hello?
- You miserable bastard.
1123
01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:52,300
- I never should've pushed you out.
- Ma?
1124
01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:55,400
I was in labor for days,
and this is how you repay me?
1125
01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:57,000
I should've just gotten a robot.
1126
01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:59,200
- Come on, Ma.
- Don't come on, Mommy!
1127
01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:00,700
I should be there, not you.
1128
01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:03,100
- I need a tan. I need a cocktail.
- Mom!
1129
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:27,100
Get the case in.
1130
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:32,800
Hello, Ms. Diva. I'm Fog.
1131
01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:36,500
Welcome to the... I'm... security.
1132
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,900
Welcome to the... Tall!
1133
01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:00,500
- Can I talk to you for a minute?
- Sure. Yeah.
1134
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:02,500
- What's your name?
- Fog.
1135
01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:08,000
Ms. Plavalaguna wants you to know
how glad she is that you're here.
1136
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:12,000
She'll give you what you've come
to get after the concert. Stay here.
1137
01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:17,400
You're listening to Radio Cosmos,
1138
01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:19,700
and it is now 5 p.m.
1139
01:25:19,900 --> 01:25:22,000
- Helm to 108.
- Yes, sir.
1140
01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:24,900
Helm 108!
1141
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,300
Helm to 108.
1142
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:31,000
Time to join Ruby Rhod and Korben Dallas,
1143
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:35,600
the lucky winner of the
Gemini Croquette Contest,
1144
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:38,900
coming at you live from Fhloston...
1145
01:25:39,100 --> 01:25:40,500
Paradise!
1146
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:42,600
Ruby Rhod at your service for two hours
1147
01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:45,600
with lusty Korben and the manager
of this super-green hotel
1148
01:25:45,700 --> 01:25:48,500
and Miss Gemini Croquette in person
1149
01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:50,800
and 8,000 other lucksters here
1150
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:56,000
to enjoy the privilege of the unique
concert of Miss Plavalaguna!
1151
01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:01,400
And now we enter what must be
1152
01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:04,300
the most beautiful concert hall
of all the universe.
1153
01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:08,500
A perfect replica of the old opera house.
1154
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,700
But who cares?!
1155
01:26:10,900 --> 01:26:14,500
To my right, a row of ministers,
more sinisters than ministers.
1156
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:18,200
To my left, Baby Ray,
star of stage and screen.
1157
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:21,300
He's not gonna get much out of this concert,
'cause he's stone-deaf!
1158
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,500
To who?
1159
01:26:24,200 --> 01:26:27,500
And here we have Roy von Bacon,
king of laser ball.
1160
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:31,200
And her the Emperor of Kodar Japhet
and his lovely daughter.
1161
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:34,500
"I love to sing", she recently confessed to me.
1162
01:26:34,700 --> 01:26:37,700
By the way, I have a recording
of her talented voice.
1163
01:26:39,700 --> 01:26:42,200
I'll play the rest of the song
after the concert, because right now
1164
01:26:42,300 --> 01:26:44,800
it's time for Korben to say
the word of the day.
1165
01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:49,500
Tell me, my man,
you happy here in the big world?
1166
01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:53,200
Thrilled.
1167
01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:57,400
And now... champagne!
1168
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:05,700
Commercial! Commercial!
1169
01:27:06,100 --> 01:27:07,600
Break for 30 seconds.
1170
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:25,500
Showtime.
1171
01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:21,400
Commander, I have a ship in trouble
requesting permission to dock for repairs.
1172
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:24,500
- Put him in the docking garage.
Inform security. - Sir.
1173
01:29:25,100 --> 01:29:27,800
- Permission granted for one hour.
- More than I need.
1174
01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:45,000
- Yes?!
- Champagne for the diva.
1175
01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:46,800
I'll take it.
1176
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,000
I found it.
1177
01:30:58,000 --> 01:30:59,000
Get her!
1178
01:32:33,100 --> 01:32:34,600
It was an ambush.
1179
01:32:38,300 --> 01:32:42,300
If it's war they want, it's war they'll get!
1180
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:47,300
Bravo! Bravo!
1181
01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:49,600
Bravo! Bravo!
1182
01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:51,200
My compliments, little lady.
1183
01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:55,400
Thank you for doing all the dirty work.
I couldn't have done a better job myself.
1184
01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:57,900
Hand over the stones.
1185
01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:40,500
Nobody move! I'm taking over the ship!
1186
01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:46,700
Hands up!
1187
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:03,400
Ruby! Ruby!
1188
01:34:54,900 --> 01:34:56,400
I know this music.
1189
01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:01,000
Let's change the beat.
1190
01:35:07,300 --> 01:35:09,500
Ladies and gentlemen, samething's
happened. I think we're being attacked.
1191
01:35:09,700 --> 01:35:11,000
I don't know who they are,
but they're everywhere.
1192
01:35:11,100 --> 01:35:12,400
Wait a minute. I see one of them.
1193
01:35:12,500 --> 01:35:14,300
They're warriors, and they're ugly.
1194
01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:17,600
They got big teeth, and they got big
foreheads, and big ears, and they stink.
1195
01:35:17,800 --> 01:35:18,800
Mangalores.
1196
01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:24,100
The government sent me to help you.
Just stay calm.
1197
01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:26,000
If somebody hears this, come and get me.
1198
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:28,300
I'm in the first row.
1199
01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:33,100
- You must give her the stones.
- Who?
1200
01:35:33,300 --> 01:35:34,900
The fifth element.
1201
01:35:35,200 --> 01:35:39,400
The supreme being sent to Earth
to save the universe.
1202
01:35:39,500 --> 01:35:42,200
- Leeloo?
- Yes.
1203
01:35:43,100 --> 01:35:46,400
But she's more fragile than she seems.
1204
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:49,000
She needs your help
1205
01:35:49,700 --> 01:35:51,700
and your love
1206
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:55,500
or she will die.
1207
01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:02,100
- No, no, no. Stay with me.
- Help!
1208
01:36:09,300 --> 01:36:13,500
If you want something done, do it yourself.
1209
01:36:14,300 --> 01:36:17,700
Come on, honey. You can't die. Come on.
Listen to me. Wake up!
1210
01:36:17,900 --> 01:36:19,500
- Where are the stones?
- What?
1211
01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:22,000
The stones. Where are the stones?
1212
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:23,400
The stones.
1213
01:36:37,200 --> 01:36:39,000
They're not here.
1214
01:36:39,900 --> 01:36:41,700
The stones, where are they?
1215
01:36:43,600 --> 01:36:45,100
In me.
1216
01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:48,000
What? What?
1217
01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:55,100
Oh, my God! Korben! Oh, my God!
1218
01:36:55,200 --> 01:36:56,500
Korben, Korben, Korben,
another one coming, Korben.
1219
01:36:56,600 --> 01:36:58,100
Korben, I think we should go, Korben. Korben.
1220
01:36:58,200 --> 01:36:59,600
One minute. One minute.
Just give me a minute.
1221
01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:01,500
Hey, you!
1222
01:37:02,200 --> 01:37:03,800
I said you!
1223
01:37:03,900 --> 01:37:05,700
- I'm not with him.
- Where's the other?
1224
01:37:08,700 --> 01:37:10,000
I said one minute.
1225
01:37:10,300 --> 01:37:11,600
- Ruby, hold this gun.
- What?
1226
01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:13,700
- Hold this gun.
- What do you want me to do?
1227
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:14,900
- Come on. Put your hand on it.
- Oh, my God!
1228
01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:16,500
Put your hand on it. You got it? Hold it.
1229
01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:19,000
- What do I do?
- If he moves, squeeze the trigger.
1230
01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:22,300
I don't feel right. I don't feel right, Korben.
1231
01:37:22,400 --> 01:37:24,900
"The stones are in me."
1232
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:36,800
Korben, I got a headache, Korben.
This ain't me.
1233
01:37:51,700 --> 01:37:52,700
Ruby!
1234
01:37:55,400 --> 01:37:57,700
Sorry.
1235
01:37:57,900 --> 01:37:59,100
Think he'll be okay?
1236
01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:09,000
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Korben!
Another one coming.
1237
01:38:11,200 --> 01:38:13,300
Oh, shit! Three coming, Korben. Three!
1238
01:38:16,500 --> 01:38:19,900
Listen, you guard this with your life,
or you're gonna look like this guy right here.
1239
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:21,700
- You green?
- Green.
1240
01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:23,200
- Super-green?
- Super-green.
1241
01:38:23,300 --> 01:38:25,700
Is that your idea of a discreet operation?
1242
01:38:25,900 --> 01:38:29,700
Don't worry, sir. I know my man.
He'll calm things down.
1243
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:44,000
Okay.
1244
01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:58,500
Move! Move!
1245
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:01,200
Oh, my God!
1246
01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:02,800
Oh, my God, ladies and gentlemen!
1247
01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,700
Ladies and gentlemen, this is amazing.
1248
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:08,400
Let me do it.
1249
01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:18,900
Oh, my God! Korben Dallas, Korben,
my man, Korben Dallas is in trouble.
1250
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:24,000
Hey, Ray!
1251
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:27,200
The gun!
1252
01:39:28,500 --> 01:39:30,500
Give me the gun. The gun, the gun!
1253
01:39:30,700 --> 01:39:33,000
I'm gonna go and try to see
1254
01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:36,200
if I can see something a little closer.
1255
01:39:52,900 --> 01:39:54,600
Yes! The gun, yeah!
1256
01:40:03,900 --> 01:40:05,100
Thanks, Ray.
1257
01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:09,500
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Don't shoot! I'm not armed!
1258
01:40:09,700 --> 01:40:10,700
Get up!
1259
01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:13,300
You've got the wrong guy! Don't shoot!
1260
01:40:13,500 --> 01:40:14,800
I'm not armed! I'm not armed!
1261
01:40:18,500 --> 01:40:19,500
Oh, my God!
1262
01:40:19,700 --> 01:40:21,300
I'm on vacation.
1263
01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:25,400
Don't shoot me, please.
I'm on a vacation. I won a...
1264
01:40:26,700 --> 01:40:27,900
contest.
1265
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:31,600
Gemini Croquette's to Fhloston Paradise.
1266
01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:35,900
Down!
1267
01:40:37,300 --> 01:40:38,500
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
1268
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:39,600
Get down!
1269
01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:43,100
I think he's trying to say something to me.
1270
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:44,300
Get down!
1271
01:40:58,700 --> 01:40:59,900
Sorry, my man.
1272
01:41:07,800 --> 01:41:09,300
Korben, Korben?
1273
01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:10,700
Where are you, man?
1274
01:41:11,900 --> 01:41:14,300
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Korben!
1275
01:41:14,800 --> 01:41:16,900
They're coming.
1276
01:41:19,300 --> 01:41:20,500
Korben!
1277
01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:23,000
- Don't move.
- What?
1278
01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:36,200
- What're you doing?
- Count to ten.
1279
01:41:43,500 --> 01:41:44,500
- Korben!
- What?
1280
01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:46,200
- Was that a bomb?
- Just shut up and count!
1281
01:41:46,300 --> 01:41:49,400
One, two, three, four, five...
1282
01:41:49,500 --> 01:41:52,000
six, seven, eight...
1283
01:41:52,700 --> 01:41:54,300
nine...
1284
01:42:18,500 --> 01:42:19,700
Ten.
1285
01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:29,600
I am very disappointed!
1286
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:32,400
Korben, my man, what are you looking for?
1287
01:42:32,600 --> 01:42:33,800
Control room.
1288
01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:37,200
- This is it.
- I'll be over here, all right?
1289
01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:38,800
Let's go! Let's go!
1290
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:43,900
Quiet! Quiet!
1291
01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:47,700
- You in charge?
- Yeah.
1292
01:42:47,900 --> 01:42:49,400
How many of them are out there?
1293
01:42:50,400 --> 01:42:52,100
- I don't know.
- Let's count.
1294
01:42:55,600 --> 01:42:57,700
7 on the left. 5 on the right.
1295
01:43:04,100 --> 01:43:06,300
4 on the right. 2 on the left.
1296
01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:10,100
We need to find the leader.
Mangalores won't fight without the leader.
1297
01:43:10,700 --> 01:43:13,400
One more shot and we start killing hostages.
1298
01:43:14,200 --> 01:43:15,200
That's the leader.
1299
01:43:15,400 --> 01:43:17,400
Send someone to negotiate.
1300
01:43:19,500 --> 01:43:21,900
I've never negotiated.
1301
01:43:22,100 --> 01:43:24,000
You mind if I try?
1302
01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:25,900
No, no. Sure, sure, sure.
1303
01:43:26,100 --> 01:43:28,600
We're sending somebody in to negotiate!
1304
01:43:37,500 --> 01:43:39,500
Anybody else want to negotiate?
1305
01:43:41,000 --> 01:43:42,700
Where did he learn to negotiate like that?
1306
01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:44,300
I wonder.
1307
01:43:48,800 --> 01:43:50,200
Where's Ruby?
1308
01:43:51,100 --> 01:43:52,600
I thought he was dead, you know?
1309
01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:53,800
Master!
1310
01:43:53,900 --> 01:43:57,100
It was nothing, really.
It was just a helping hand.
1311
01:43:57,600 --> 01:44:00,100
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Ruby Rhod
1312
01:44:00,200 --> 01:44:01,200
still alive.
1313
01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:05,100
What's wrong with you? It hurt!
1314
01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:14,800
Korben, I realize that you must
be pretty mad at me.
1315
01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:17,500
But I want you to know that
I am fighting for a noble cause.
1316
01:44:17,600 --> 01:44:20,500
Yes, you're trying to save the world.
I remember.
1317
01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:22,900
Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo, Father.
1318
01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:24,200
Leeloo's in trouble?
1319
01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:25,900
When is Leeloo not in trouble?
1320
01:44:26,100 --> 01:44:28,500
- There. Where's that?
- That's the diva's suite.
1321
01:44:29,500 --> 01:44:30,500
Leeloo!
1322
01:44:32,800 --> 01:44:33,800
Leeloo.
1323
01:44:34,100 --> 01:44:35,100
Hang on.
1324
01:44:38,400 --> 01:44:41,600
Here, come on. How the hell do you
get yourself into these positions?
1325
01:44:42,800 --> 01:44:44,000
Come on.
1326
01:44:47,300 --> 01:44:50,600
Here. I'm here. It's all right. It's all right.
Everything's okay now.
1327
01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:51,800
Listen...
1328
01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:57,500
I got the stones, all right?
Just take it easy, all right?
1329
01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:04,000
My man, my man, my man, what's
this thing with all these numbers?
1330
01:45:09,700 --> 01:45:12,000
It's a...
1331
01:45:12,100 --> 01:45:13,800
No, no, no.
1332
01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:15,600
'Cause if it was a bomb,
1333
01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:16,800
the alarms would go off,
1334
01:45:16,900 --> 01:45:20,100
'cause all these hotels
have bomb detectors, right?
1335
01:45:22,000 --> 01:45:24,100
This is a Type A alert.
1336
01:45:24,200 --> 01:45:25,700
For security reasons
1337
01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:29,000
the hotel must be evacuated.
1338
01:45:29,200 --> 01:45:31,900
- Please, proceed calmly to the lifeboats...
- Stay calm!
1339
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:34,100
...located in the main hallways.
1340
01:45:34,300 --> 01:45:35,800
Please, stay calm!
1341
01:45:41,200 --> 01:45:43,800
Korben, Korben, my man,
you know how to stop this, right?
1342
01:45:46,000 --> 01:45:47,200
Korben?
1343
01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:52,800
Two minutes to complete evacuation.
1344
01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:57,600
- Get back! Get back!
- Evacuation! Evacuation!
1345
01:45:57,800 --> 01:46:01,100
Sorry, sir, you can't stay here.
There's a bomb in the hotel.
1346
01:46:06,100 --> 01:46:07,300
I know.
1347
01:46:22,300 --> 01:46:24,800
- I don't want to die!
- Please, my son.
1348
01:46:25,000 --> 01:46:27,000
No one's going to. Get in.
1349
01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:34,800
One minute to total evacuation.
1350
01:46:39,300 --> 01:46:40,500
This one.
1351
01:46:43,800 --> 01:46:45,600
45 seconds.
1352
01:46:48,900 --> 01:46:50,400
Get her strapped in.
1353
01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:58,200
Korben, Korben, Korben, my man,
you know how to fly this thing?
1354
01:46:58,400 --> 01:46:59,600
Just like driving a cab.
1355
01:47:04,300 --> 01:47:06,200
The door? How're we gonna get out the door?
1356
01:47:19,700 --> 01:47:21,700
15 seconds.
1357
01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:29,900
Ten, nine, eight,
1358
01:47:30,100 --> 01:47:34,500
seven, six, five...
1359
01:47:51,300 --> 01:47:53,100
For the honor.
1360
01:47:57,200 --> 01:47:58,400
Oh, no.
1361
01:47:59,100 --> 01:48:00,300
You should hold on.
1362
01:48:22,600 --> 01:48:23,800
Like driving a cab.
1363
01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:28,500
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is now 7 p.m., time for the news.
1364
01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:30,600
See you tomorrow for a new adventure.
1365
01:48:31,000 --> 01:48:32,600
End of transmission.
1366
01:48:33,600 --> 01:48:35,600
That's the best show I ever did.
1367
01:48:38,500 --> 01:48:41,200
Mr. President, Major Dallas has
the five elements on board,
1368
01:48:41,300 --> 01:48:44,100
and the priest is guiding them
directly to the temple.
1369
01:48:48,800 --> 01:48:50,200
We're saved.
1370
01:49:06,300 --> 01:49:08,800
The diva said that I should take care of you.
1371
01:49:10,000 --> 01:49:12,500
Humans act so strange.
1372
01:49:12,700 --> 01:49:14,000
What do you mean?
1373
01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:17,600
Everything you created
1374
01:49:17,800 --> 01:49:19,500
is used to destroy.
1375
01:49:21,700 --> 01:49:25,400
We call it human nature.
You learn that on your screen?
1376
01:49:25,500 --> 01:49:28,800
I'm not finished yet. I'm up to "V".
1377
01:49:29,200 --> 01:49:30,500
"V" is good.
1378
01:49:31,000 --> 01:49:32,800
Some very good words in "V".
1379
01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:34,300
Like what?
1380
01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:38,000
Valiant.
1381
01:49:38,500 --> 01:49:39,800
Vulnerable.
1382
01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:43,900
Very beautiful.
1383
01:49:49,500 --> 01:49:51,000
Yes!
1384
01:49:55,700 --> 01:49:58,200
Oh, of course, Munro!
1385
01:49:59,500 --> 01:50:01,900
- Mr. President.
- Yes, now what?
1386
01:50:05,300 --> 01:50:06,700
We have a problem.
1387
01:50:12,200 --> 01:50:13,500
What do you mean it's advancing?
1388
01:50:13,700 --> 01:50:16,300
It's not only advancing,
it's moving at incredible speed.
1389
01:50:16,400 --> 01:50:17,400
We're having trouble following it.
1390
01:50:21,900 --> 01:50:25,200
And do you have any idea where it's heading?
1391
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:34,900
Korben, there's a general on the phone.
1392
01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:37,800
I'll give you to the president.
1393
01:50:38,600 --> 01:50:41,600
Major Dallas, I first would
like to salute a warrior.
1394
01:50:41,700 --> 01:50:44,100
- You're a shining example of this army's might.
- Mr. President.
1395
01:50:44,300 --> 01:50:46,100
- In the name of the Federation and it's territories--
- Mr. President.
1396
01:50:46,300 --> 01:50:48,200
Any idea when you're gonna
be getting to the point?
1397
01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:55,400
Okay. There's a ball of fire 1,200 miles
in diameter heading straight for Earth,
1398
01:50:55,600 --> 01:50:58,900
and we have no idea how to stop it.
That's the problem.
1399
01:51:02,200 --> 01:51:03,700
How much time do we have?
1400
01:51:04,700 --> 01:51:08,300
If its speed remains constant,
in an hour and 57 minutes.
1401
01:51:09,300 --> 01:51:11,200
I'll call you back in two hours.
1402
01:51:11,400 --> 01:51:14,400
Hello?
1403
01:52:24,500 --> 01:52:26,200
They just landed in the desert.
1404
01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:30,400
Good job, David!
1405
01:52:32,100 --> 01:52:34,300
- Put her in the center.
- Where? Here?
1406
01:52:42,000 --> 01:52:43,500
You got it figured out, Father?
1407
01:52:43,800 --> 01:52:46,600
This one should be fire.
1408
01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:47,800
You know how all this works?
1409
01:52:47,900 --> 01:52:49,000
- Theoretically, yes.
- Theoretically?
1410
01:52:49,100 --> 01:52:52,300
The four stones should go around.
1411
01:52:52,500 --> 01:52:54,400
The fifth element should be in the middle.
1412
01:52:54,600 --> 01:52:57,500
And then the weapon
against evil should work.
1413
01:52:58,100 --> 01:53:00,200
- You've never seen this work before, have you?
- No.
1414
01:53:01,600 --> 01:53:05,100
Every weapon has a manual.
I'm sure this has one too.
1415
01:53:13,400 --> 01:53:16,200
That's it. That's it.
Match up the symbols. Go! Go!
1416
01:53:17,800 --> 01:53:19,000
Wind.
1417
01:53:20,800 --> 01:53:22,800
My man, what're you doing?
1418
01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:24,900
- What?
- What're you doing?
1419
01:53:26,100 --> 01:53:27,800
Trying to keep you in the DJ business.
1420
01:53:31,600 --> 01:53:32,800
Fire.
1421
01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:35,200
Done.
1422
01:53:35,400 --> 01:53:36,400
So, what happens now?
1423
01:53:36,500 --> 01:53:39,200
So now, we have to open them.
1424
01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:43,800
- And you know how to do that, right?
- Theoretically...
1425
01:53:45,400 --> 01:53:46,400
- ...no.
- No.
1426
01:53:51,500 --> 01:53:54,000
Leeloo, wake up, honey, wake up.
You have to help us.
1427
01:53:54,200 --> 01:53:57,000
Leeloo, how do you open these stones?
1428
01:53:58,500 --> 01:54:00,400
Wind blows.
1429
01:54:01,900 --> 01:54:03,300
Fire burns.
1430
01:54:03,500 --> 01:54:06,800
Yes, I know all that.
But how do you open these stones?
1431
01:54:07,300 --> 01:54:08,500
Rain...
1432
01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:13,400
falls.
1433
01:54:17,000 --> 01:54:18,800
Leeloo, Leeloo!
1434
01:54:20,300 --> 01:54:21,500
What does it mean?
1435
01:54:23,100 --> 01:54:24,200
I think that...
1436
01:54:24,300 --> 01:54:25,900
- Maybe it's a charade.
- What?
1437
01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:27,200
A game or something.
1438
01:54:27,800 --> 01:54:30,300
If we don't get these stones open
in five minutes, we're all dead.
1439
01:54:30,400 --> 01:54:31,900
- Dead?
- Yes, dead!
1440
01:54:44,700 --> 01:54:46,000
Too late.
1441
01:54:47,800 --> 01:54:49,200
We've lost contact with them.
1442
01:54:49,400 --> 01:54:50,800
Three minutes.
1443
01:54:52,400 --> 01:54:55,300
I think mine is broken.
Why I gotta get the broke one?
1444
01:55:03,900 --> 01:55:05,600
We're never gonna make it.
1445
01:55:10,600 --> 01:55:13,100
Korben! Korben, it moved!
1446
01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:16,000
- What did you do? Show me what you did.
- Nothing!
1447
01:55:16,100 --> 01:55:17,100
- Show me what you did!
- I swear to God!
1448
01:55:17,200 --> 01:55:18,700
- Shut up, shut up, shut up!
- I didn't do nothing!
1449
01:55:18,800 --> 01:55:20,600
- Calm down, calm down. Show me what you did.
- Okay, okay.
1450
01:55:20,700 --> 01:55:21,900
Take it step by step, all right?
1451
01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:24,100
- I was just standing here like this, okay?
- Quickly.
1452
01:55:24,200 --> 01:55:28,500
And I put my hands on the top like this,
and I said...
1453
01:55:29,400 --> 01:55:31,300
"We're not gonna make it."
1454
01:55:33,000 --> 01:55:34,300
And that's it?
1455
01:55:43,000 --> 01:55:44,300
Korben, my man.
1456
01:55:45,000 --> 01:55:46,200
Wind.
1457
01:55:46,900 --> 01:55:49,200
She said, "Wind blows."
1458
01:55:57,000 --> 01:55:58,600
Everyone take a stone.
1459
01:55:58,900 --> 01:56:01,700
Water for water. Fire for fire.
Earth for earth. Go, now!
1460
01:56:04,300 --> 01:56:05,400
Earth.
1461
01:56:05,700 --> 01:56:07,200
- Open the other one.
- Okay.
1462
01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:22,500
Korben?
1463
01:56:23,000 --> 01:56:25,300
Korben, my man, I have no fire.
1464
01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:27,600
I have no matches. Do you have
any matches? I have no matches.
1465
01:56:27,800 --> 01:56:30,200
I stopped smoking. If I knew...
I mean, Father, you smoke?
1466
01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:33,200
Got some matches?
We need some fire.
1467
01:56:34,500 --> 01:56:36,200
We're gonna die.
1468
01:56:43,500 --> 01:56:44,700
Don't breathe.
1469
01:57:04,200 --> 01:57:05,400
Fire.
1470
01:57:05,900 --> 01:57:06,900
One minute.
1471
01:57:07,100 --> 01:57:08,800
Let's go, Leeloo.
1472
01:57:08,900 --> 01:57:11,900
Wake up. Wake up.
It's time for you to work now.
1473
01:57:12,700 --> 01:57:14,200
Protect life...
1474
01:57:15,400 --> 01:57:16,400
until death.
1475
01:57:16,500 --> 01:57:18,100
No, no, Leeloo! Leeloo, listen to me!
1476
01:57:18,200 --> 01:57:19,600
Listen to me! Listen!
1477
01:57:19,700 --> 01:57:22,600
Listen, I know you're very tired.
I know you're very tired.
1478
01:57:22,700 --> 01:57:24,100
I'll take you on vacation when we're done.
1479
01:57:24,200 --> 01:57:26,500
I swear, a real vacation.
A real vacation, just you and me.
1480
01:57:26,700 --> 01:57:29,100
But, listen to me, if you don't do something
right now, we're all gonna die.
1481
01:57:29,200 --> 01:57:30,200
You understand?
1482
01:57:30,300 --> 01:57:33,900
What's the use of saving life
when you see what you do with it?
1483
01:57:34,300 --> 01:57:36,800
It'll be entering the atmosphere
in 40 seconds.
1484
01:57:38,300 --> 01:57:39,900
Leeloo, you're right, you're right, you're right.
1485
01:57:40,000 --> 01:57:41,900
But there are some things,
1486
01:57:42,100 --> 01:57:44,600
very nice things worth saving,
some beautiful things.
1487
01:57:45,000 --> 01:57:46,700
Beautiful things.
1488
01:57:47,900 --> 01:57:49,400
Like love?
1489
01:57:49,600 --> 01:57:51,600
Yes, yes, love. That's good. That's good.
1490
01:57:51,800 --> 01:57:54,100
That's a good example. Like love.
Love is worth saving.
1491
01:57:55,000 --> 01:57:56,800
I don't know love.
1492
01:57:58,900 --> 01:58:00,200
I don't know love.
1493
01:58:00,400 --> 01:58:02,700
I was built to protect, not to love.
1494
01:58:02,900 --> 01:58:05,400
So, there's no use for me other than this.
1495
01:58:05,500 --> 01:58:08,300
No, no, no, you're wrong.
You're wrong. You're wrong.
1496
01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:12,000
I need you. I need you, very much.
1497
01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:15,000
Why?
1498
01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:18,200
Because...
1499
01:58:18,500 --> 01:58:19,900
Because...
1500
01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:22,800
Tell her, Korben.
1501
01:58:24,700 --> 01:58:27,300
Tell me. Please.
1502
01:58:27,500 --> 01:58:29,400
Why do you need me?
1503
01:58:29,900 --> 01:58:33,100
- Because...
- Tell me.
1504
01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:36,700
- Tell me.
- Because I...
1505
01:58:36,900 --> 01:58:38,400
Because I love you.
1506
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:40,900
I love you.
1507
01:58:45,000 --> 01:58:46,800
Ten, nine,
1508
01:58:47,000 --> 01:58:48,900
eight, seven,
1509
01:58:49,100 --> 01:58:51,500
six, five,
1510
01:58:51,700 --> 01:58:53,300
four, three,
1511
01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:54,600
two,
1512
01:58:55,000 --> 01:58:56,000
one...
1513
01:59:33,900 --> 01:59:38,000
Scanner imaging has confirmed
the dark planet dead.
1514
01:59:38,700 --> 01:59:41,700
The planet seems to have stopped
at 62 miles from impact.
1515
01:59:53,200 --> 01:59:54,200
Yes!
1516
01:59:54,300 --> 01:59:56,700
What's wrong with you?
What're you screaming for?
1517
01:59:56,900 --> 01:59:59,200
Every five minutes,
it's a bomb or something.
1518
01:59:59,400 --> 02:00:00,700
I'm leaving.
1519
02:00:15,300 --> 02:00:16,600
Mr. President...
1520
02:00:16,800 --> 02:00:19,500
Let me introduce you to Professor
Mactilburgh who runs the center.
1521
02:00:19,600 --> 02:00:21,400
It's an honor to receive you, Mr. President.
1522
02:00:21,600 --> 02:00:23,300
Where are my two heroes?
1523
02:00:23,400 --> 02:00:27,200
Oh, they were so tired from their ordeal,
we put them in the reactor this morning.
1524
02:00:27,400 --> 02:00:29,300
I have 19 more meetings
after this one, Professor.
1525
02:00:29,500 --> 02:00:31,900
Yeah, I'm sorry. Let me see if they're revived.
1526
02:00:32,100 --> 02:00:33,100
Thank you.
1527
02:00:33,400 --> 02:00:35,700
- We go live in one minute, Mr. President.
- Mm-hm.
1528
02:00:43,800 --> 02:00:45,400
They're...
1529
02:00:46,600 --> 02:00:48,400
not ready.
1530
02:00:48,600 --> 02:00:49,900
They need...
1531
02:00:50,100 --> 02:00:51,300
five more minutes.
1532
02:00:51,500 --> 02:00:52,900
You have 20 seconds.
1533
02:00:53,000 --> 02:00:56,100
- No, ma'am. No, no, I tried. No, ma'am.
- Who's that?
1534
02:00:56,300 --> 02:00:58,200
Some woman. Claims to be Korben's mother.
1535
02:00:58,300 --> 02:00:59,500
Well, give it here!
1536
02:01:00,700 --> 02:01:03,300
Mrs. Dallas, this is the president.
1537
02:01:03,500 --> 02:01:04,900
On behalf of the Federation,
1538
02:01:05,000 --> 02:01:06,200
- I would like to thank you--
- Oh, please!
1539
02:01:06,300 --> 02:01:07,300
That doesn't even sound like him.
1540
02:01:07,500 --> 02:01:09,900
The president's an idiot.
And you don't sound like an idiot.
1541
02:01:10,100 --> 02:01:12,900
If you don't wanna talk to your mother,
just avoid me like usual, huh?
1542
02:01:13,100 --> 02:01:16,900
I'll throw myself in traffic.
I'll Saran Wrap myself to the bed.